Questions People Who Wear Shirts Are Tired Of Hearing

By Fahad Faisal (Own work) [CC BY-SA 4.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

1. Where did you get that shirt?
    

2. Do you have other shirts at home?
    

3. My friend Jeff likes shirts. Do you know him?
    

4. How much did that shirt cost?
    

5. Why did you choose that color shirt?
    

6. Is that shirt difficult to clean?
    

7. How many shirts is too many?
    

8. Is that shirt comfortable?
    

9. Can I have your shirt for free?
    

10. Did you know your shirt is on fire?
     

11. Isn't that the same shirt that the guy on the news who robbed the bank was wearing? Hey, aren't you the guy who robbed that bank?
     

12. Does that shirt make you hyper-sensitive to questions? It seems to.

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Shirt photo By Fahad Faisal (Own work) [CC BY-SA 4.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0)], via Wikimedia Commons