E9: Predictions For The Final Season Of Game Of Thrones By A Guy Who Is Afraid of Squirrels

Game of Thrones returns for its final season in April.  There are so many storylines to wrap up! Who will win the Iron Throne? What will become of the army of White Walkers? How will the dragons play into all this?  How much gratuitous nudity will there be?  But, perhaps more terrifying than the army of the undead and the treachery abounding in Westeros, is the true menace confronting us all. And that is, of course, squirrels.

Because when squirrels play Game Of Thrones, we all die.